hipsterloli:

he saw the chance and he took it

(via eli-lou)

is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor

(via h-u-m-o-u-r)

(via h-u-m-o-u-r)

peanutsareforpussies:

meghai:

seize-the-ass:

a-really-funny-girl-just:

edsheewalkedd:

firstadream:

eat-sleep-procrastinate:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.

I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear

canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.

handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates

canada wins

(via hooligansandscoundrels)

the-vegan-muser:

jakeforjesus:

Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old

12: the most hated age in the world 

(via radical-illusion)

troyesivan:

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

(via h-u-m-o-u-r)

Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there’s me.

lolsofunny:

then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me

 

(via cenedick-bumberbatch)

(via casegor)

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

(via laughingmysocksoff)

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